Who da man?

My papaw is the man! Why? Because he reads to me and I love it! I am also the man. Why? My ability to get girls to take baths with me. It's a gift. As a little side note, I went to pee-pee on the potty earlier this week and I didn't want to sit down. I wanted to stand up in front of the potty, like daddy. Mommy left me to get a diaper and I pee-peed.... all over the floor! I said "mommy, I pee-pee!" as I am pointing at it. I was so proud, yet there was no camera to capture this event. What's up with that mommy?